Addicted to Dad

Bro Man proceeded to tell me, unprompted, that he has an addiction.

Guess what I am addicted to?

I dunno. Drugs?

Maaaamaaaaa. I'm addicted to Dad.

What's that mean?

Well, it means that I love spending time with Dad. And I love him so much. And I can never stop loving him. Even if Dad stopped loving me, I would still love Dad. And if I stopped loving Dad, Dad would still love me. That is what being addicted to Dad means.

(Just in case you all were wondering.)