Bro Man proceeded to tell me, unprompted, that he has an addiction.
Guess what I am addicted to?
I dunno. Drugs?
Maaaamaaaaa. I'm addicted to Dad.
What's that mean?
Well, it means that I love spending time with Dad. And I love him so much. And I can never stop loving him. Even if Dad stopped loving me, I would still love Dad. And if I stopped loving Dad, Dad would still love me. That is what being addicted to Dad means.
(Just in case you all were wondering.)
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